Bellend Flogger

Another name for a male that wanks a lot. A chronic masturbator.

You are such a bellend flogger. Why don’t you get a job and stop watching porn all day? Give your hand a break before you get carpal tunnel.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

donniker flogger

A stick,coat hanger or anything handy used to break apart huge pieces of shit for stool flushing ease.

My turd log was so big I needed a donniker flogger to chop it up.

by illdouche February 27, 2009

fligger floggers

-flip flops, a type of strappy flat sandal.

dude, where are my fligger floggers?

by Lindsay Klimek September 28, 2008

log flogger

A person who is a serial masterbator

Danir is a log flogger from way back

by Speckymcgoo July 31, 2017

Carpet flogger

Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.

A patch of my carpet is missing!!
It must have been a carpet flogger!!

by Gemmahatepage!!! July 20, 2022

Flogger Hat

An act of violence, brought about by running over a decorated Army man. While he is under the car, he punches his way through the floor of the car, grabs the male genitalia, stretches it out to an extreme length, then impales it onto a truck hitch. He then processed to leave, in the truck, with the male genitalia attached, further damaging any hope for future sex the male had.

My friend Vince, received a massive Flogger Hat in the Wal-Mart parking lot, while getting Grape Drank.

by Jole Flifl May 22, 2010

flogger shnoffer

one who floggs anothers shnoffer...
in other words likes to do the naughty
a.k.a. amanda- my dirty friend who is such a whore

What a flogger shnoffer, that darn Amanda, get off of Eader!!!!

by Sara Deason March 28, 2004