flanning

Making plans that one does not intend to keep. It is flake planning. The purpose of flanning is to make it seem to the other person that you like them and want to spend time with them, when in reality you are hoping they cancel first so you don't have to see them.

When two people flan with each other, it becomes a game of chicken, each one waiting for the other to break and cancel first.

Scott bumped into Billy on the street after not seeing him for 3 years. They both enthusiastically agreed to have lunch and play racquetball in the near future, but I think they were both flanning.

by U-dub May 17, 2016

Flanking the mango

A clean, fun, descriptive alternative to masturbate. Can be performed on one's self, or to a partner. So you could flank your own mango (this sounds the best: "flankin' my mango"), or flank someone else's mango. Plus, it works for both women and men, because "mango" can be seen as either male or female parts.

I came home last night and found my roommate flanking his mango in the living room. Then my ladyfriend and I went upstairs, and I flanked her mango.

by kables June 9, 2005

Pissy Flanging Gay Ball

A comedy sports game that is most commonly played in car parks at night after the pub. It involves passing the ball amongst players with a maximum of three touches per player and a maximum of one bounce off the floor between players. If the ball bounces more than once or a player uses any part of the body apart from their hands to touch the ball they are out and then become a decoy who now has to try and put other players off using any means possible. The last player in wins.

"Does anyone fancy a game of Pissy Flanging Gay ball after the Nelson pub quiz tonight?"

by Nave Nilney August 4, 2007

fainting goat

A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.

A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.

Rob: "Was Erin a good fuck?"
Justin: "No, she was just another fainting goat."

by JMTX December 28, 2005

flauntin

Used as showing off, bragging.

From 2Pac's, "All Eyez On Me"

"A five-double-oh - Benz flauntin flashy rings, uhh"

Here he talks how tight his SL500 looks.

by Okan April 30, 2008

Flarting

The act of simultaneously farting whilst flirting.

"Oh man, Zac was flarting last night wasn't he?"
"Yeah. He smelled like shit".

by flarting April 30, 2014

yada yada banana flanningans

another way to insult or tell someone to shut the fuck up. while mid-sentence someone must yell "yada yada banana flanningans."

Kid: hey i was chillin' with my...
Me: YADA YADA BANANA FLANNIGANS!
Kid: dude...
Me: ya you have just been banana flanniganed

by Mr. Wang Chung April 12, 2005