Fastard

Shortening of \"Fat Bastard\"

I was enjoying the movie until some fastard came and sat in front of me.

by Tom Lane April 26, 2005

Flattard

Somebody who believes in flat Earth.

Hey flattard, the Earth is round.

by WDPK 83.7 FM September 6, 2021

bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

by anal passage July 19, 2006

flagtard

A person most likely from Oklahoma who is dangerously obsessed with OU football. They are easily identified because they like to fly OU flags from their homes and SUV's. The flagtard may also have a large collection of other OU merchandise such as sweatshirts, hats, bumperstickers, and autographed footballs.

Carol had twenty three OU flags adorning her Cadillac Escalade which made her the ultimate flagtard.

by Gondargle December 24, 2003

Flashtard

Ostentacious guy or gal who constantly demands attention by shouting, saying, doing, and otherwise being flashy and retarded at the same time.

Flashtard: Look at this! Watch me do this ridiculous thing!
Person 1: What a flashtard?!

by Zach Henkel June 4, 2008

Flustard/Flattard

(noun): when someone is acting like a complete idiot when they are flustered or flattered unexpectedly

Flustered+Retarded=Flustard

variation:

Flattered+Retarded=Flattard

Bob had no idea what to say when that girl complimented him, hes a complete flus-tard

Girl: I think your cute
Bob:...
Girl:whats wrong?
Bob: sorry im flustard/Flattard

by joey053 October 25, 2012

flatard

Whenever your friend is acting like a complete, and utter idiot.

You are such a flatard for singing the pokemon theme song in a chimp monk voice.

by turdmuffin#2 August 2, 2010