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Flashturbate

To jerk off very hard and fast
When I am alone in the bedroom, I like to flashturbate and flood the room with cum
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Flushmob

When you need to take a dump at work but when you are heading to the bathroom a bunch of other people head into the bathroom, preventing you from doing your business
"Dude, I had to drop the mother of all deuces at work, but a flushmob showed up and I had to go elsewhere."
by anonymous December 18, 2025
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Mount Flushmore

A moniker granted to Donald John Trump after intelligence from the White House facility management was received, that he violated the Presidential Recordings and Materials Preservation Act by flushing documents down his toilet, in turn causing congestion in said and downstream sanitary devices.
Will Mount Flushmore run again in 2024?
by Dr Nope February 16, 2022
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