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Luke’s Flashlight

Flashlights are mainly used as tools to shine in girls pussy’s to make the hole easier to find but luke’s flashlight blinds the pussy therefore causing it to shrivel up almost like a piece of newspaper thrown in a fire. Pussy’s will most likely react to Luke's Flashlight like a Minecraft zombie in the daylight or a flower with no sunlight.
Luke’s Flashlight: WATCH OUT FOR THOSE FLASH GRENADES CLAIRE: WAIT THATS LUKES FLASHLIGHT.
by S onHisBack November 28, 2021
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flashlight therapy

Flashlight therapy is the process of beating someone with a large flashlight eg Mag-Lite to help them come to their senses. Often used by police officers. Can be prescribed by doctors when they become irate with annoying patients.
- My head hurts after that flashlight therapy last night!
- James bought a large 4x D-cell anodised Mag-Lite to help him see in the dark, and also to help others "see the light".
by YellowLemon October 18, 2009
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Fleshlight

A sex toy used to replicate a vagina. A fleshlight is intended to stimulate the penis into an orgasm. A fleshlight has the same use to a male as a Dildo has to a female.
Damn, I havn't been laid in days...Where'd I put my fleshlight....?
by Jimmy Yourger July 28, 2007
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flashlight

"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."
by Daniel Munro May 6, 2005
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fleshlight

the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.
While I was shopping for my girlfriend at Toys in Babeland, one of the workers there suggested I buy the Fleshlight for myself.
by phil February 7, 2005
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Magic Flashlight

Slang term for marijuana, originating from the practice of hiding marijuana inside flashlights at Lincoln High School in Portland, Oregon.
by fishfood May 30, 2007
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the flashlight lovers

a horrible youtube channel that has been deleted .
by 1213456789 July 21, 2016
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