flarping

The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.

"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"

by flarpflarpyflarpington November 6, 2009

flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.

Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.

by MassGuru April 28, 2011

flortionist

A person who looking at the floor for answers to their problems.

"She is a flortionist during tests, shes always looking to the ground during it.

by connor1414 January 30, 2009

fliption

Its the same as saying whatever

Whatever. You can suck on my balls.
Fliption. You can suck on my balls.

by Hans4532 March 20, 2008

Floption

A floption is a word used to describe a girl who is willing to have sexual intercourse with you, although you havent decided if you want to have it with her or not. More than one of these girls are called Floptions.

Damn man, you have some floptions on your plate

by MotorboatnMooseZ August 28, 2010

Flacation

A short vacation of varying duration taken away from groups for flatulence.

One moment guys I had bean burrito's today so I will need to take a short flacation.

by tortoisebear April 30, 2016

flacation

A short vacation of varying duration away from friends or peers for the purpose of flatulence.

Excuse me for a minute I just had bean burritoes and need to go on a flacation.

by tortoisebear April 30, 2016