Fraculation

To Be Scrambled Beyond Repair; to be Fracked and/or the process of being fraculated.

The music of Emperor had my ears and my sanity suffering from fraculation!!

by PALE MOON May 29, 2010

oral flattulation

Sucking a fart out of a partners ass

She was so horny that she asked me to fart as she was eating my ass. What could I say....she swallowed it all. Girl gives good oral flattulation

by DaddyLar October 10, 2013

Fapulation

Excessive or problematic masturbation which may require medical intervention, anything > 3 loads a day is just fapulation

"He called in sick for work, hungover, and had a big day of porn and greedy fapulation ahead of him"

by Samsamson January 18, 2019

flatulatron

A high-tech device for producing fart noises.

When I was a kid, we had the whoopee cushion. Now, we've gone the high-tech route with the Flatulatron.

by Beef_Injection July 16, 2016

Flatubation

Masturbating to the smell of your own farts.

Flatubation is probably best in the morning when I have gas and morning wood.

by LefseLunatic September 13, 2019

self-flagulating

farting into a rag and then sniffing it

Before every self-flagulating radio address, George Bush eats a can of beans, then sticks a microphone up his ass and lets it rip for the consumption of the nation.

by Peter C. Shelby May 8, 2008

flatubation

Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.

The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubation.

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005