fappulater

When you want a girl to masturbate with you at a later time or date

I got to go home now, but I'll fappulater

by Faptimus Prime May 2, 2011

Pre-pull flatulation

When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.

Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".

by TheWads December 27, 2009

Flatulator

One who passes gas, especially in a public place, then leaves the scene swiftly.

Hey, I think that fart came from that "flatulator" who just left the room.

by Haole-boy August 10, 2008

Flatulated

Definition 1: Flatulated is flatulence in the past tense. It is the passing of gas from one's anus. It is the brief period after a minor explosion happens between one's legs.

Definition 2: Flatulated is a childishly gross and obscene "Cult Classic" death metal band from San Antonio, TX. Flatulated combines old school death metal with traditional song writing and well thought out lyrics in a disgusting story telling fashion.

Example 1: "Dude, I totally flatulated in your face. Did you smell that?"

Example 2: Dude 1; "Dude, Flatulated totally freaking rules! I'm like totally their biggest fan" Dude 2; "Like OMG, Me too dude, they're my favorite band!"

by Flatulated Phil October 2, 2010

Flapulation

In the TV show Jon&Kate plus 8, Kate describes her huge flabby belly after giving birth to sextuplets.

I got a tummy tuck and now the flapulations are gone.

by Empty-Oh October 23, 2008

flangulate

verb: to raise your hips to precisely the height required to queef directly into your partner's face while they perform cunnilingus

"i tried to make it up to her by going down on her but i realised she was trying to flangulate. not cool... NOT COOL."

by gashtag November 8, 2013

flatuates

When methane gas is released from your ass.

"My friend Justin flatuates on a regular bases, and since he's a firecrotch, ignites everything."

by aliencj June 30, 2006