Shit Features

hit with the ugly branch aswell as being as annoying as a three year old on a sugar rush,

general greeting as in "hey shit features"

by Rachael April 25, 2004

gimp features

Someone who's features are best seen under a gimp mask.

Hey gimp features, Fuck-off.

by Mr. Skullhead February 16, 2004

scrot features

When one has a striking facial resemblance to a ball bag.

Barry: You know Harry, right?
Jerry: The one with a ball bag for a face?
Barry: Yeah, scrot features.
Jerry: Oh yeah, he's actually a great guy whom I look forward to seeing again, but his resemblance to a ball bag is unmistakeable.

by Cock Piss Partridge April 26, 2014

ta-gwaning features

ta-gwaning features means a male or female with extreamly bad looking facial features ( a very very ugly person)

or instead of feature u could say foituoi

boy 1: oi bruv check her out, she is got proppa ta-gwaning features

boy 2: yeah bruv shes proppa ta-gwaning

by dh246 October 24, 2012

Coon Features

Similar to twat features, but thats just a derogitory term.
Coon features actuallly describes a person to have black person features, E.g a huge nose, or huge slug lips.
Maybe a huge booty.

Dude would you think of tapping that hot white girl over there?

Wtf dude, that chick has coon features you twat feature.

by Coonschoolbus March 29, 2010

cunt features

Someone who is a stupid, dopey cunt.

Person 1: What do you think of Dazza?
Person 2: You mean cunt features?

by Sick Cunt Tim September 5, 2008

peasant features

Possessing facial features common among poor rural people, such as receding chins, lazy eyes, low brows, horsey face, etc. Possibly the result of centuries of living in a shallow gene pool.

What do you think about Raylene?" "Are you serious? She has no chin. She totally has peasant features.

by Jimbo E. November 22, 2011