Flakey McSnakey 

n- alt of Bloaf.
Vain bum-bandit, who has a flakey bell.
orig.- Vicky- F-S's ex.

1. Its flakey snake, (peel,peel,flake,flake)
He's a real flakey snake.
2. i)Well at least he isn't Welsh
ii)And at least he doesn't flake
3. Is that a blizzard? -no its Flakey McSnakey

Flakey McSnakey by Tom (Welsh) January 18, 2005

flakey mcflakerson 

A person who is crazy..unpredictable..to others they seem like a lunatic with Random conspiracies or thought patterns...but to them something is wrong with everyone else..

Umm..okay.?..what ever say Flakey mcflakerson.

flakey mcflakerson by 3rd-base November 20, 2015

flakey tip 

when your semen dries up inside the tip of your penis, causing excruciating pain.

So Ed, Whats wrong?

Well doc, I got a flakey tip you see.

Oh shit. I see why you booked an emergency appointment.

flakey tip by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Flakey Jakey

A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.

“Jeez I thought that was a solid log but it was a flakey Jakey last minute.”

Flakey Jakey by Truffle pig December 15, 2021

Flakey Damon 

The guy decked out head-to-toe in the most expensive gear possible, who cracks at the first inkling of physical discomfort.

Maybe if that guy packed more tampons and less Kuiu gear, he wouldn’t have pulled a Flakey Damon once it started raining.

Flakey Damon by Jon Pirog December 23, 2023

Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.

I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.

Flakey Bum-Wank by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025

The Flakey One

An ancient deity of Slavic origin, the Flakey One derives from the folklore of Дьявол пекаря. A spindly creature, known to enter bakeries and patisseries after midnight to decimate baked goods, either through demonic sexual acts or perspiration of his everlasting baby oil.

Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.

Why be there so much baby oil over these finely cooked rye breads? ‘‘Twas but the wrath of The Flakey One, harbinger of Bakeries; we should’ve made a Bakers Dozen.

The Flakey One by simpsont106 May 18, 2021