Someone who blows thing out of proportion with no accurate excuse. They just end up making the whole situation worse.
Yo that hoe chloe is so flakey she's still mad that I didn't get her fucking breakfast when her lazy ass couldn't get it herself.
by Hadenharlyn March 10, 2017
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A Term to describe something that is just below the level of mediocre.

Not impressive, or worth mentioning.
“Check out this new game!” -Guy 1

“This looks flakey as fuck…” - Guy 2

“…” - Guy 1
by hcemkek August 08, 2021
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An insanely hot and smart person often referred to as Kevin I used to really like. I thought he might be IT, but he is being flakey these days.
Kevin is a bit flakey and canceled our plans twice last week so even though he is awesome if he wont change his ways he will end up loosing me.
by Sipsirica February 04, 2018
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when your semen dries up inside the tip of your penis, causing excruciating pain.
So Ed, Whats wrong?

Well doc, I got a flakey tip you see.

Oh shit. I see why you booked an emergency appointment.
by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019
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