Rusty flail

A rusty flail is when a girl shits on your dick and you smack her in the face with it.

"Sarah made sure she had plenty of fiber in her diet so that I could give her the best rusty flail of her life."

by The Moistologist April 16, 2017

flada

1. A mean little man.
2. A person with a horrible temper.

Damn, Neil is a flada, yo!

by Johann V August 16, 2006

flaids

1. A disease caught from a friend who's surname is Fletcher.

2. Fletcher aids.

I wouldn't drink that water if I were you, I've got flaids.
We went to Edinburgh and all got flaids.

by Maximator June 29, 2011

FAIDS

Abbreviation for Feline AIDS.
Cat AIDS in lamence terms.

Eg 1,

Isaac: Have you heard about Big Tom?

Joe GT: You mean Jeremy's cat?

Isaac: Yeah, hes got FAIDS.

Eg 2,

Mr Clifford: Remember the time we found that bag of excrement at my house?

Jacob: Shit yeah, we're lucky we didnt catch FAIDS!

by jMiR February 16, 2010

rat flail

A rat-flial is what Leo off VGCats makes with a club and a dead rat. He tied the rats tail to the tip of the stick.

Unfortunatly, if you use it, you will catch the plauge and die

Look, Its a rat-flial!!!

by milkoy May 9, 2005

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men

A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.

"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"

by Al Harrington February 21, 2008

flail the fox

to masturbate

The average jock will flail the fox thrice daily.
Fox flailer! (insult)

by ikebab September 7, 2009