Flaccid

This is the point of being so fucked up that you can no longer get your penis erect. Generally a term used by a group of friends when they are partying together.

*Calls right hand* "Yo get the squad together, we're getting flaccid as fuck tonight."

by hugs4drugs October 8, 2015

Flaccidator

The man who sits between you and a girl at a party to stop you from hitting on her. The protector of women's chastity. Works better than a condom or pills or both.

"Man this Phil guy is such a flaccidator"

by OhWaitThatsYou May 3, 2022

Flaccidator

A guy who stops you from getting in with a girl. i.e. gets you flaccid

This Phil guy is such a flaccidator, jumped in between me and this chick last night.

by freedomdiver June 4, 2022

flaccid

A watered down drink, the opposite of a "stiff" drink. When a bartender notices you have had enough to drink, and starts watering yours down, he's serving you a "flaccid drink".

Bartender, this Mass Confusion is flaccid! Gimme the full shots!

by bakazungu March 26, 2011

Flaccid

Adjective that describes something in a negative form

Dude, that history test was so flaccid!

by Mikey Gig October 1, 2005

flaccid

adj. the highest complement, ranking something above everything else. Syn. sick, wicked, cool, fly

That girl you hooked up with last night was flaccid, or,
That 720 indy grap you threw on the pipe was flaccid.

by G-man February 10, 2004

flaccid

adj. when an individual is incredibly punished off the dab, juul, etc. A state of being flattened or shlumped due to drug use.

That last dab has me flaccid.

by cxnxr! May 7, 2018