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festery

To fester, or be very extra gross.
Ew, that was festery!
by Kat June 26, 2004
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fisterbate

When fisting someone anally or vaginally, placing one’s penis into the fisting hand and masturbating into the anus or vagina being fisted while continuing to fist. The entire fisting hand and penis are inserted into the anus or vagina.
Shawn fisterbated Alex.
by LabelXM July 5, 2022
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queerson fister

Queerson fister is a ex nfl quarterback who played for the Cincinnati Bengals Oakland raiders and Arizona cardinals he got his name from fisting former coaches in the showers
Queerson fister was seen fisting Hugh Jackson in the shower and screaming I'm worth 12 first round draft picks !!
by BIG HEAD TED December 5, 2022
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Mister Fister

one of the more prolific gay bars of the west hollywood, california area
ted had a tshirt that read: "I got my funny button tickled at Mister Fister"
by teresa strasser April 9, 2008
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Fisterbating

Bill: What do you think those douchebags from "Jersey Shore" do when no one's around watching them?

Ted: Probably sit in front of a mirror, looking at themselves, fisterbating to awful techno music.
by JKyleM22 February 24, 2011
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Memphis Two Fister

The Memphis Two Fister is one of the best moves out there, especially if you live in the south. The Memphis Two Fister is the act of penetrating your mom and your sister at the same time with your fists.

It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.
"Dad went out in a rain storm and got his truck stuck in the mud so my mom, my sister, and I had some time to ourselfs stuck inside by the rain. It was the perfect situation to show them the Memphis Two Fister!"
by jtmalott April 4, 2019
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Fister

Someone who is prone to "fisting".
"Ima' pull a Fister!"
by Aircroth March 28, 2009
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