Mongolian Fishing Boots

Mongolian Fishing Boots are only worn by the absolute finest uncle collectors, illegal bug fight hosts and participants, and for the people that reject Zara Employees and Tech Extremists. If you don't wear these with your best friend and you don't sneak rare fish into the Hawaiian island called "poopoo", you are failing in life.

Luca Maxim: "If you do not wear and/or make counterfeit Mongolian Fishing Boots, you are failing in life."
Some guy: "Oh shit I never knew that, thanks Luca Maxim!"
Luca Maxim: "Stream 'Do U Bleed At All?' 24/7 on Spotify for more secrets about how to live successfully."

by Mongolian Enthusiast November 8, 2022

Cart Fishing

When you steal items from someone else's shopping cart.

Ben just did some cart fishing.

by FacadeBen April 26, 2023

Tactical Fisting

The act of fisting oneself in order to prepare one's vagina for childbirth.

Person 1: "That bitch is so loose I bet her kids would just fall out."
Person 2: "I'd rather that than the pain of childbirth!"
Person 3: "You should be doing a few tactical fisting sessions then, it will make the whole process much more pleasant."

by pornhelps September 6, 2011

beard fishing

When a man who usually has a beard and appears attractive loses his beard and his attractiveness. Catfishing but for men.

Wow he totally is beard fishing me, I never knew his jawline was so weak.

by Beardfisher101 July 30, 2017

Couch Fishing

A game created by Beavis and Butthead. You dig random items out of your couch, attach them to a fishing rod and hook, and toss the baited hook out of the closest window to the couch and wait for animals/people to grab the item, then reel 'em in.

Hey Beavis, let's go couch fishing..

by coalnine August 28, 2009

Fishing in the tuna boat

Performing hot oral sex on a wet and willing female.

Candy spread her legs and Carla went right in for a little fishing in the tuna boat.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Fat fishing

Similar to cat fishing but solely when someone's online profile portrays them as being far skinnier than they actually are.

that red head from tinder the other week, was totally fat fishing me, her selfie and filter game was on point

by Drath1995 October 18, 2017