Fishing

When a creepy ass man is in a park with a fishing rod, and at the end of the fishing rod he has a candy bar. He is standing on a van and is fishing for children.

Kid: Mom what is he doing?
Mom: Don't come close he is fishing.

by waklsdjf;klasdjfklasf May 29, 2018

Fishing

When someone is looking for a partner.

That girl keeps on fishing for Tom.

by Crazy_cheese June 13, 2015

Fishing

Pulling innocent fish out of the water with a stick

What you doing mate?
Just fishing.

by XIXOverlord July 30, 2015

Fishing

The act of throwing a very expensive pole over your shoulder so that they very expensive lure tied to the very expensive line goes into the water some distance away

Trying to catch a fish

I'd go fishing with you but it's so damn expensive and with this economy.....

I'm fishing now shut the hell up and let me finish my beer.

by Stebraul1 February 4, 2010

Fishing

The act of fishing is you send a member of the opposite sex a saucy picture of yourself, in the hope of receiving an equally good picture.

"I went fishing last night"
"Oh yeah, get anything good?"

by King_Richard July 29, 2009

Fishing

while at a camp going off into the woods and making out

Kim: "Why is Sarah's back covered in leaves?"
Dylan: "She was out fishing with Dale."

by Veronica Mars (<3) August 14, 2010

Fishing

Euphemism for partaking in alcoholic beverages to excess. Easy for minors to use inconspicuously.

Hey man, I was thinking about going fishing this weekend.

Oh is the pond stocked?

No, but it might be. I think I got a hookup.

etc.etc.etc.

by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 3, 2004