The act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. So named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.
As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
As seen in South Park s14e14 "Crème Fraiche"
Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress
by Bdamn November 22, 2010
Get the Old Fashioned mug.When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.
Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Get the Old Fashioned Christmas mug.It's when someone comes up in front of you and proceeds to give you a hug, but then reaches around and pulls (or rather inserts) a fast one by inserting their thumb into your asshole.
I gave Mary the old fashioned thumb around at Walmart the other night. You should have seen her face!
by Steamer Bean May 14, 2018
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Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are out of town and my husband, at work.
Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun.
Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny.
Me- Say no more; I'll bring the lube. I like it nice and sloppy.
Your mom- Just like me.
Me- That's right, bitch.
Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are out of town and my husband, at work.
Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun.
Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny.
Me- Say no more; I'll bring the lube. I like it nice and sloppy.
Your mom- Just like me.
Me- That's right, bitch.
by Mr. Mannnn July 25, 2016
Get the good old fashioned fun mug.A gay male who wants to date someone and not just hookup on the first meeting. Said man would love to go on many dates and get to know the other human-being he's sitting across from. Essentially the "old fashioned gay" wants to " court" their potential mate and find what " makes them tick". The OFG is not interested in any form of Hookup, even if presented the chance. The OFG is a rare breed and the KOG( kind of guy) your mother wants for you and the KOG you want to bring home to meet the family and friends. The OFG is slow in the beginning but once he knows you, be prepared to have your world rocked! THE OFG: Timeless.......... gram em when you find em, and husband them up before someone finds them. Because, you; have just landed, the illusive; OFG.
Joe is going to bring Dan to that new car museum that's opening today, Dan mentioned on their first date that he(Dan) loves old muscle cars, so Joe secretly bought opening day tickets for them months in advance. Man Joe is such an Old fashioned gay, who else would remember that from a first date?
by informyoself July 7, 2014
Get the Old fashioned gay mug."I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."
by u8wood March 22, 2005
Get the Old Fashioned Bastard mug.Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.
by temeasesino October 27, 2011
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