Jesus Blistering Fist Fuck

1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.

1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!

2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?

3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!

by prosci8 September 7, 2009

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Hong Kong Fist Fuck

An amazing oriental-looking font that people sometimes download just for its awesome name.

*browsing dafont.com*
*sees Hong Kong Fist Fuck on the list*
*downloads it just to see the look on my boss's face*

by YourNinjaMaster July 12, 2010

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fist-fuck

To fist-fuck a guy, a dude pushes his fist up the guy's asshole and fucks him with it until and after he has a fist-gasm.

Matt wanted to fist-fuck me, but I said "No Way!" -- I heard it gives you hemorrhoids!

by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

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Fuck My Fist To Your Face

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During and arguement:
Jenny says, "I don't need this FUCK YOU!".
Max says, "Fuck Me?....how about I FUCK MY FIST TO YOUR FACE!!!".

by Orlando Fornaguera March 22, 2007

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Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.

I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.

by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023

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