Indian Firehose

When you fuck a chick in the ass so hard her anus gapes, and then you proceed to take a shit in the gaping asshole, then when it closes, enema her, thus expelling all of your shit and any shit of hers out her butthole in a glorious explosion of brown. Named because of bad water quality in India.

I did the Indian Firehose with Tina last night, nao my apartment is covered with liquid poo.

by Ese Culo 8E December 14, 2010

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

sweaty firehose

getting a sweaty dick and spinning it around while having a orgasm

"Steve hit me in the face with his sweaty firehose, tasty!"

by love gravy November 3, 2008

Endless Firehose

When a gay Gentlemen encounters a plethora of available and pulsating penises, he might choose to ride the endless Firehose. Where said gentlemen asks the members to join tip to tip and
stroke vigarously So he may ride the cascading cum slip'n'slide of pleasure to climax.

"yo, boys line up let's ride the endless Firehose to the end of the rainbow"

by Vicmeg October 21, 2018

firehouse dog

When you blow baby batter all over a chicks face, then sling shite all over her and make her look like a dalmation: hence a firehouse dog.

Dude, I totally gave your mom a firehouse dog last night!

by Squatting Dog March 16, 2008

firehole

firey sensation you get in your butthole when diarrhea "comes knockin'"

I shouldnt have eaten that burrito, now i have firehole. D:

by dfgasdfvbfdb July 5, 2009

Chocolate firehose

When a male deficates out of his ass hole(in a projectile manner,preferibly diarrhea) while he commences fucking a woman doggystyle

"Nick chocolate firehosed that girl, and my couch got shit all over it"

by Nick Luigi November 29, 2006