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scorpion rules fisticuffs

A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.
Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!
by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008
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frosticated

So High Your Brain Freezes, You Can't think straight.
So What Did You Do Tonight?
I Can't Remember All I Know is I got Frosticated.
by Al Boecker March 26, 2006
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fisticuffs

the hottest rapper since 50 cent. he got shot 9 times in his ear. that's what makes his lyrics so hardcore.
"i can't hear nothin outta my left headphone! turn my headphones up!!! turn them shits up nigga!!!" - Fisticuff's tightest lyrics
by Gordo October 6, 2004
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Fisticus

The act of pleasuring a FUPA. To properly fisticus, two people are needed. Person A horizontally separates FUPA skin while person B uses one hand to assist in vertical separation. Person B’s other hand is formed into a fist and thrust into the female subject’s vajayjay.
Dude, remember that fat chick with the FUPA I took home with me the other day? Let’s just say when we got to my place, my roommate and I gave her the biggest Fisticus of her life!
by Shanked It Left March 14, 2007
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Fisticated

That sounds pretty fisticated.
by TehIncredible April 12, 2011
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fistication

Female Masturbation where her gash is so big she can have her lady lips up to her elbow
"Your chucked, now it's time for some fistication"
by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron April 26, 2006
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frosticles

The annoying layer of frosty icy stuff that develops on old and or previously semi-thawed ice cream.
Opening up a tub of seemingly tasty looking ice cream and... Oh Shit ‘Frosticles’... i guess i can eat around them (knowing full well that it’s still gonna taste like shit)
by 0ddjob February 21, 2011
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