Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and oly pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American.
by function thinker June 30, 2004

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.
John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.
by djmmjy August 22, 2010

by bananafuck September 12, 2015

by Super cool word man April 17, 2022

"I took this chick home and we started getting it on, then she went finkle is einhorn on me and I had to knock the guy out"
by ds0 November 22, 2007

by Boris Badenov February 3, 2004

by Jblazin September 11, 2020
