fingerflick

fingerflick is the best person alive, much better than mumblinghero, he can suck kiss and bite my ass that will be covered in shit and so can all the ppl sticking up for him. Fingerflick is unproblematic and overall and nice funny person who doenst scream into the mic in every single video

person 1: have u ever heard of fingerflick?
person 2: yes they are my lord my master my teacher my parent my sun my moon my rainbow my stars my ocean my sky and my land. they are my everything

by .apleepi June 14, 2021

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fingernailpiss

1. An exclamatory term used to describe surprise, excitement, anger, or pain.

2. Used to describe a state of unpleasantness or discomfort.

Abbreviated FNP and pronounced "effinpee" as an abbreviation.

1. (Stubs toe) "Ahh fingernailpiss that hurt!"
2. "Fingernailpiss, you scared me!"
3. "She looks like fingernailpiss."
4. "FNP! I forgot to turn in that homework assignment!"

by Anthony Fleck April 1, 2008

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fingernail fudge

the feces under you fingernail after you have had your finger up a woman's ass. Often goes unnoticed at first due to the excitement of the moment when fucking her pussy and fingering her ass simultaneously.

I washed my hands but there was still a trace of fingernail fudge from when I was with Sherry.

by Woody Thomas September 20, 2008

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Fingernails

Flat bed of the crap your hair was made out of, put on your fingers for you to bite off.

Nathan:"Man I'm really nervous about the test tomorrow.."
Bree:"Oh dang, you should get some fingernails."

by Sydney09326 May 15, 2008

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fingerful

when talking to someone via text messaging, and happen to have a lot to say in one message, often times taking forever to type.

a: hey man, can you text Lisa and tell her that I'll be late because I have to run to the store and pick up the dry cleaning?

b: no, man. that's quite a fingerful.

by KatieEff January 17, 2009

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dirty fingernails method

The dirty fingernails method is when you are jerking off and you stick your finger up your butt and move it around. Said to give you 10x the pleasure when you cum

SpongeBob: hey Patrick last night I did the dirty fingernails method to a picture of sandy
Patrick: ew that's gross! But how did it feel?

by _amb.21_ July 5, 2016

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