faffer

n. derivation of "FAF" (Fuck And Forget) 1. an attractive woman that would only be good for a one night stand
2. an attractive woman who's personality is unattractive, but who's body is built for sex

v. to have sex with a faffer

She's not really the type of girl you'd wanna date. Yeah, she's a real faffer.

The chick won't shut up about herself, but I'd still faffer.

by johnnyb May 13, 2005

Fifer

In cricket when a bowler takes five wickets in an innings. Literally a contraction of "five for" meaning five wickets for a number of runs.

Also Five for and Five fer

"It was in Ahmedabad against India that Ashley Giles finally got his first test fifer, while nursing an Achillies injury. He ended with figures of 5 for 67 from 43.3 overs with 16 maidens"

by Carino Risagallo September 17, 2005

faffer

someone who owns a Faff (Toyota Celica GT4 ST205), and so cannot resist faffing about on it - modding, polishing, toying, wiping, preening, shining, buffing, more modding, painting, chroming, blinging.. they just never bloody stop!

'ere, seen Karl's car? He just can't stop faffing about with the thing!
"yeah, a real faffer if ever there was one!"
"hahahaha"

also "I have faff, must faff about!"

by pob1 June 24, 2006

Fuffer

The sound a dog makes when it chews on itself.

Dog, quite your fuffering!

by Cruella Deville November 10, 2003

fiffey

referring to or describing the rap star known as 50 Cent.

"Hey look, it's fiffey!"

by darkko August 19, 2003

Maxwell Feffer

the best human alive tbh he is the best boyfriend in the word and no one beats him

Maxwell feffer is the best boyfriend ever

by thegirlfriendy3898202 October 12, 2021

fifer

A small urban turtle.

We found the fifer in the stream next to the Bank of Americas Building.

by jfitz21 May 25, 2005