fifty feet

The effective range of a pistol. Staying "fifty feet" away from someone with a hand gun makes you safe.

Better give me fifty feet...

by krazeehombre January 14, 2009

Fifty-five

v. In the computerized offense report system for a major urban police department in southeast Texas, there is a drop-down list of actions a suspect may perform during the commission of a crime. #55 is "Tongue Anus." To "fifty-five" someone means that they are so incredibly hot that you'd even consider performing an act that you'd otherwise never do.

Guy 1: "Whoa! Check out that chick who just walked in!"

Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."

by Nite Owl July 10, 2007

Fifty-two Fakeout

To deliberately mislead or misdirect. To cause someone to think or act a certain way based on incorrect information or actions.
(also known as "throwing a 52")

The background of this expression is unknown.

That cell phone rate was a fifty-two fakeout. The actual charges came on the bill.
or
Michael Vick threw the linebacker a 52 and ran for 20 more yards.

by Greg J. July 20, 2004

fifty fifty reddit

A small subreddit where the user may click on a link and have a 50/50 chance of witnessing something sweet and innocent, or something extremely grotesque.

E.X. fifty fifty Reddit

50/50 chance of seeing a simple a woman folding laundry, or a woman folded by an SUV

50/50 chance of seeing a simple red square, or some maggot infested genitals

by not evenwaubonsie June 5, 2014

Fifty Yard Fakeout

When a person looks exceptionally attractive from far away but as they are seen up close, are in fact, far from attractive.

"Damn that girl over there is hot!"

*Walks over to see her up close*

"Okay, take that back, she is butt ugly. Damn I hate fifty yard fakeouts!"

by You're Blind April 4, 2009

ficey

ficey is an combination of the 2 words "fruity" (as in gay) + "spicey" (as in hot), this combination was created in a groupchat (I AM NOT IN IT SO IT IS NOT AN INSIDE JOKE) who also has a tiktok account and spreaded this word and now people use it that arent in the groupchat (me).

"OMG girlie, you look so ficey!!!"

by SuperPrepicPerson January 30, 2022

barney fife

An inexperienced or imcompetent police officer, more likely to be found on a small town police force or rural sheriff's department than in a big city. Derived from a character played by Don Knotts on the old Andy Griffith show.

That hayseed deputy who pulled me over last week was a real barney fife.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005