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rock fetch

Playing "go fetch me a rock" is an exercise (often in a corporate context) where someone (e.g. a boss or client) asks you to find or produce some item, product or answer, but they do not provide specific and durable requirements. Then after you bring them the item, they claim it does not satisfy requirements, so you must go fetch another, different, such item. This is tantamount to having requirements change on you after you've delivered the product intended to satisfy the requirements.
"Go fetch me a rock. No, that rock isn't the right kind. Go fetch a bigger rock. No, that rock does not have the right shape. Go fetch a sharper rock." ...and thus you rock fetch ad infinitum.
by D0ct0rMiJaG0 April 19, 2018
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So fetch

slang for awesome, cool, etc.
First appeared in the 2004 Film Mean Girls by Gretchen.
Gretchen: "That was so fetch!"
Reginia" "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen."
Oh My Gosh, That is so fetch!
by ayekaebayxo November 20, 2010
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Fecharis

When someone's face has few features, mainly only having monocolored eyes, and possibly a mouth.
But what they lack in facial features, has an unimaginably incredible and beautiful appeal to it.
That little guy from Hollow Knight is so fecharis, I wanna know whats going on inside those ADORBS, voidy eyes
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rock fetch

Any pointless or useless activity. Often seen in large organizations.
I can't eat lunch today, the vp has me doing a rock fetch.
by eMeS November 6, 2004
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Fetching

very attractive; capturing interest;
"a fetching new hairstyle"; "something inexpressibly taking in his manner"; "a winning personality"
by Lauren16 August 21, 2006
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FetchKitty

A FetchKitty is a submissive pet who begs to be punched in her pussy.
My FetchKitty wouldn't leave me alone today, my fists are so sore from smacking that pussy.
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fetch

slang for cool or awsome. Used in mean girls by Grechen Weener.
Omg Kadi you love him. That is so fetch.

Grechen stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!
by Kayla February 8, 2005
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