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Festive Glance

Deep snog with in-panties feel-up
William and Kate have been filmed sharing a festive glance with one another as Ellie Goulding sang at the royal Christmas carol concert at Westminster Abbey
by Marquess of Landsdowne December 20, 2021
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Festive-ill

The sickly feeling one gets after partaking in too many festival activities, such as eating and drinking.
Bro: Dude, I think I ate too many brain sandwiches, I'm feeling festive-ill.

Dude: That's what you get for eating on Franklin Street.
by MariachiMello October 9, 2009
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festive fascist

festive fascists are there to inflict their yobbish good time on everyone, unlucky enough to be in their proximity, they will put their arms around you and will not leave until you have satisfied them that you're having fun.
festive fascist: it's christmas, moon that butt everyone, yeah

victim: no, that's disgusting, this is a church

festive fascist: but it's christmas, you fuck, wooooooo, show us your tits, haha

victim: i'm calling the police
by billylom88 December 28, 2011
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festive malarkey

1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period
2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares
1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler
by guruwong May 13, 2005
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Festive Shirt Fridays

The day wear all the cubicle employees either have fruity shirts or no shirts at all.
Euugh man. I just saw Dilbert's moobs.
by nikkan_hanil July 2, 2004
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festive green

A plant-derived illegal substance used in a party, such as marijuana.
Hey dude, I got us some festive greens!
by veggieduck September 24, 2006
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festive season

Festy. Anything that is totally gross, or very unpleasent to view or smell.
Guy 1 "Check out that fatty!"
Guy 2 "That shit is festive season"
by MiddleFingers January 19, 2007
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