festivus

when one gathers with a friend and two other friends from ones beach house to smoke lots of marijuana, reminisce, then go to a light show

"Hey emilio what's today?"
"Margarita, its fucking FESTIVUS!"

by festivusaholic December 29, 2008

festicles

De Graaf concluded that the function of the female testicles was to generate ova, to nourish them, and bring them to maturity; thus, female testicles served an analogous function to ovaries in birds. He concluded that all animals and humans take their origins from an egg, which exists in the female testicles before coitus. De Graaf proposed that the female testicles be referred to as ovaries.

My festicles are bloated.

by ptosisT October 11, 2007

Festivus

A rare holiday that combines the traditions of Jews and Christians. They often use a metal pole for their center piece of decoration instead of a christmas tree or lights.

It was once used on Seinfeld.

by Jason June 30, 2004

Festiesio

A crazy partier or partiers that only goes to the party for crazy sex or raging group orgies, When a father busts in on the party from work look for Raging Butt Sex

There were alot of "festiesio's" at that party las night.

by Ryan Reise February 10, 2008

festivus

a jewish holiday just to have fun in school no relation to the festivus from seinfeld

Teacher: why are you wearing that?

student: im wearing this because its festivus and festivus is the shiznit

by superhappyfuntime10101010 February 27, 2009

Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 March 27, 2016

Festicles

Festicles- descriptive noun- A set of festive testicles. testicle that are decorated to the theme of a holiday.

That dude added lights to his Festicles, how festive!

by TheZanyZebra December 16, 2021