dumb-funnel

(noun) That person who plays go between for intellectuals and idiots.

They're never going to understand it. Send this to Kevin, he's the dumb-funnel.

by Akragard March 13, 2020

funnel cake sundae

A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 4, 2006

Blue Funnel

Pseudonym of 1LT Jaclyn Gill of the 94th BSB, 4th Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, Fort Polk, Louisiana. So named because she made some (bad) amateur porn in college and in one video, (after a BAD blowjob), swallows a guy's load through a blue funnel inserted into her mouth, then wipes it out with her hands and licks it from her fingers. She is also a total bitch who is the personification of incompetence, pure evil, and has a busted-looking rotten snatch.

Person 1: "Did you see the video where Jackie drinks the jizz through the blue funnel?"

Person 2: "Yeah, it made me puke so hard, my dog jumped out the window. Blue Funnel's one disgusting bitch."

Person 1: "I'd hit it."

Person 2: "Yeah, with a stick maybe."

by TehMaestro January 14, 2008

Fennec Fox

Dogs that finally took the hint and started evolving into cats.

I would like one as a pet, but I feel that domesticating a fennec fox would be too much like putting a fairy in a bird cage.

by Quevernicus September 5, 2010

Meat Funnel

noun. A vagina, or woman's/gay man's anus during sexual intercourse.

My lawyer, Bill, was so eager to tell me that his secretary Mark has a much tighter meat funnel then his own wife has.

by cyberobotic July 30, 2010

John Ferneley College

A prison complex resembling a school with a fetish for overplaying its mediocre achievements.

'Hey all, John Ferneley College is the best school in the UK.' *Checks nervously to see if the gun is still being pointed* 'Yes... b-best school in the world'

by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 10, 2021

Lemon Funnel

When one individual whips out their penis and the the corresponding individual is laying on their side. Then the individual with the penis in hand begins to urinate in ones ear lobe creating a funnel affect.

Quick hurry I’m desiring one of your lemon funnels!

by LemFun July 21, 2021