by blackguywithallthefriends December 15, 2013
Get the Femalemug. by Cocktus August 15, 2016
Get the Femalemug. Seriously. Female is the opposite sex to the male in all cases. Animals have females too. Some people like 'em, some don't. The end.
Females are not aliens.
Females are not genetically deformed.
Females are capable of compassion, as are males.
Females are capable of nastiness, as are males.
Females don't need what most feminists call 'equal' rights.
Females are different to males, therefore should get rights which suit them, as should males.
Males don't get pregnant so they can't take a holiday for that, now can they?
Above referring to human females, however, some or all of these statements may also apply to other living creatures of the Earth.
Females are not genetically deformed.
Females are capable of compassion, as are males.
Females are capable of nastiness, as are males.
Females don't need what most feminists call 'equal' rights.
Females are different to males, therefore should get rights which suit them, as should males.
Males don't get pregnant so they can't take a holiday for that, now can they?
Above referring to human females, however, some or all of these statements may also apply to other living creatures of the Earth.
by Red Lights Mean Go May 4, 2010
Get the Femalemug. Imagine being a female!
by Exasperated male September 22, 2021
Get the Femalemug. Female is a sex and a gender.
The sex is defined as a being with the XX chromosomes.
The gender is a being which identifies as the sex but doesn't necessarily has XX chromosomes
The sex is defined as a being with the XX chromosomes.
The gender is a being which identifies as the sex but doesn't necessarily has XX chromosomes
by Scherrlock February 19, 2017
Get the Femalemug. The world's most common disability, affecting about half the population. Caused by a mutation that results in what should be a Y chromosome instead being an X chromosome.
Symptoms include:
-Severe difficulty driving
-Extreme emotional thinking and an inability to use logic
-Chronic flatulence
-Obsessions with children and babies
-Obsessions with men and eating all their food
Although some sufferers of feminity tend to function well and can even rival unaffected people (males), most tend to be unable to take care of themselves and end up as dishwashers (one of the few skills not affected by the disease).
There is no known treatment or cure, but the disease does tend to improve once the sufferer reaches old age.
Symptoms include:
-Severe difficulty driving
-Extreme emotional thinking and an inability to use logic
-Chronic flatulence
-Obsessions with children and babies
-Obsessions with men and eating all their food
Although some sufferers of feminity tend to function well and can even rival unaffected people (males), most tend to be unable to take care of themselves and end up as dishwashers (one of the few skills not affected by the disease).
There is no known treatment or cure, but the disease does tend to improve once the sufferer reaches old age.
"I heard Josephine is female"
"oh, that's horrible. Thoughts and prayers for a quick and speedy recovery!"
"oh, that's horrible. Thoughts and prayers for a quick and speedy recovery!"
by Mr big ballsack June 13, 2021
Get the Femalemug. Female is the most spread men's disease. Almost 50% of men suffer from this disease and there is no way to get rid of it. We need to find out how to stop it, we don't want world where every second one is sick.
I don't like girls, I don't understand them.
Yes, they're just sick. We need to ban females from this world, they're just doing problems.
Yes, they're just sick. We need to ban females from this world, they're just doing problems.
by Egstjub January 8, 2022
Get the Femalemug.