Feldman

V. To engage in an act of intercourse with a girl or guy with no intentions but to just treat them like a piece of meat.

Feldmaned, Feldmaning

Dude, where did alex and vicki go?
There probably feldmaning.
damn thats like the 8th girl today.

by vick7 September 29, 2010

Feldman

Someone who makes tedious arguments and wins them through the attrition of his opponent.

Donald Trump is such a Feldman.

by steely_pete October 14, 2017

michael feldman

v. 1. to play girls equivalent to playing a stringed instrument
2. to torture woman by teasing with unfond memories
3. showing no mercy towards girls with vulnerable hearts.

abj. 1.someone that one sees on halloween

3. having no friends; desperate;shallow
2. being hated by a craig.

n. 1. a player most likely found at a st. thomas game. only comes out on halloweeen.
2. computer geek.
3. a man that can make you laugh at any given moment.

a sillly guy that makes me feel better when i am sad. sings and dances like a beast, can steal any girl's heart but never fails to break them :(
4. one that never wears a shirt while videochatting; someone who tries to seduce innocent girls but fails terribly.

Craig: Carlee, dont talk to a michael feldman.
carlee: why? he's cool :)
craig: because he'll play you like a violin
carlee : who caress !? he has stewiee on his wall!

carlee: hey michael feldman, were still craigin after schoool right?!
michael feldman: helll to the yeah.

by michaelsobsession November 23, 2009

feldmaning

to trip or be out of control while on a "pleasure drug" such as X, heroin, or cocaine. The term is of course loosely based around the drug abuse history of former-child actor, Corey Feldman.

"Dude, check out lewis! he just did like 8 lines, and he is straightup feldmaning all over the place!"

by outercourse June 11, 2006

feldmanism

A completely useless and obvious statement about a subject in which everybody already knows.

I ran into a friend at work that told me he just heard his old roomate was gay. I wish he wouldn't tell me a feldmanism like that since I already saw them both at a pride rally last week.

by forge November 2, 2009

feldmanism

A completely useless and obvious statement about a subject in which everybody already knows.

I ran into a friend at work that told me he just heard his old roomate, Pete, was gay. I wish he wouldn't tell me a feldmanism like that since I already saw them both at a pride rally last week.

by forge November 2, 2009

feltmann

Trampoline watcher

Feltmann watches innocent children on trampolines

by Pi cubed October 9, 2017