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John Feldmann 

A really awesome guy. if you don't know who he his, don't talk to me.
Person 1: "John Feldmann is my idol!"
Person 2: "dude same"

Feldmanism

Performing general acts of jewshbaggery in all actions of your everyday life. The leader of this awful cult is davefeldman and he must be destroyed for creating this ultimate evil.
Room 405 hates all those that practice the dark arts of Feldmanism.
Feldmanism by 405Stinky May 5, 2005

feldmanism

A completely useless and obvious statement about a subject in which everybody already knows.
I ran into a friend at work that told me he just heard his old roomate was gay. I wish he wouldn't tell me a feldmanism like that since I already saw them both at a pride rally last week.
feldmanism by forge November 2, 2009

feldmanism

A completely useless and obvious statement about a subject in which everybody already knows.
I ran into a friend at work that told me he just heard his old roomate, Pete, was gay. I wish he wouldn't tell me a feldmanism like that since I already saw them both at a pride rally last week.
feldmanism by forge November 2, 2009

Felamandingdong 

A long line between your legs that is 8 inches or bigger
Im gone give her that felamandingdong
Felamandingdong by Deyon 56 September 8, 2016

Feldmann 

The almighty Godpharaoh field 2 the yard aka. Feldi. Doesn't require further explanation.
"Don't even talk to me if you don't know Feldmann."
Feldmann by meth meekah November 23, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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