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Cotch Ferret

A cotch ferret refers to a person (the cotcher)
a cotch ferret is a person who like many of us, feels the need to be comfortable everywhere they go, and regularly snuggles up in other peoples beds without prior invite.
by davesspainiard January 20, 2010
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Feed the Ferret

The act of penetrative sex between male/female. The female's genitalia is known as the 'Ferret' and the male's is the 'Feeder'.

Must be feed until full.
Johnny: "Dude, did you feed the Ferret at Cindy's last night" ?

Phil: "fuck yeah I did"
by MolesP June 16, 2012
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ferret

A small lovable animal of the marmot family, which has a slinky for a spine, and a thieves way of finding all of your loot and distributing it back in there own hiding places.
"Honey, have you seen where the ferret hid my keys?"
by Gueethepagan May 4, 2005
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bag of ferrets

utterly mental or possibly furious to the point of no control
'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'

'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'
by Jondo March 4, 2008
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Chutney Ferret

A term used to describe a homosexual.
"I say James old chap, your friend over there looks like a right old Chutney Ferret"
by shreddiesandcream November 9, 2009
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chutney ferret

A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus
by Spyke March 20, 2003
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lip ferret

Guy 1: Woah, did you see that guys lip ferret?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was rather intense.
by crockpot April 4, 2009
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