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Fauxmosexual

Synonym of, more acurrate term to describe "Metrosexual"

Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

Often assumed to be gay, or high-maintenance
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fauxmosexual

noun: one who wears a hairstyle which poorly imitates a Mohawk without shaving the head, but successfully indicates ones status as a white trash dick head.
2) A male of poor social or educational standing, particularly if they are proud of this deficiency.
3) A young male who is proud to flaunt large garish tattoos, smoke or chew tobacco, and have a very limited vocabulary accentuated by the word fuck.

derivation: merging of fauxmo, meaning a false mohawk, and homosexual, a male who engages in sexual activity with other males.
There goes Shane again, sporting his crap surf wear, board shorts, and of course, his XXXX(Queensland beer) tattoo, what a fauxmosexual!
by Richard Pearse May 29, 2008
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fauxmosexual

a comment or allusion that at first appears to be sexual (particularly homosexual), although was not.
a: dude, why are you putting on flavored chapstick?
b: to remind me how wonderful women taste.
a: haha, alright, that is totally fauxmosexual.
by eclipticsphere17 May 4, 2009
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Fauxmosexual

Someone faking their sexuality, to further their personal interests.
That fauxmosexual is always fucking women, that start off assuming he is gay. He's a slippery character.
by Paddy Lad July 29, 2021
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Fauxmosexual

A person (usually straight) who pretends to be gay, bi, or fluid to seem edgy, relevant, or appealing especially in media or music. They’ll flirt with queerness for the aesthetic, but ghost when it comes to real representation or accountability.
She dropped one vague sapphic lyric, posted a rainbow selfie, and dipped back into straightville classic fauxmosexual move.
by Perfectfifth June 5, 2025
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faumosexual

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.
"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"
by Tommyboyrules April 22, 2008
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Fauxsexual

A heterosexual person who pretends to be gay/lesbian/bi and kisses the same gender in public in order to receive attention.
Did you see Britney and Madonna's fauxsexual kiss?
by Eric_CA May 21, 2008
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