Fat Nap

Similar to a cat nap, but induced by the consumption of food. Most common occurrence is after a Thanksgiving dinner.

Man, after all that turkey, I'm stuffed. I'll just unbutton my pants and take a little fat nap.

by randymcgr February 28, 2011

FapNap

The result of Masturbation exhaustion. Masturbation and then falling asleep.

Guy: Fap Fap Fap oh my goodness I am tired I need a nap.
Friend: How was ur FapNap?
Guy:Amazin.

by HippiBfree June 1, 2011

fataphobia

person who has a fear of fat people and who constantly insults them.

Yvonne's fataphobia has caused her to shy away from people with unusally large girths because a FAT person sat on her as a child!

by Danielle April 6, 2005

fatna

pieck x fatna supremacy, yeah fatna is cool, one of the best people you will ever meet... don't let your fatna go.

'dang, you are the fatna of my dreams'

by hahahihi1 April 27, 2021

Fataphobia

Somone who who hates/has a fear about fat people. They are scared, but hate them.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! A fatty! Oy, chunk, Your ass has got time zonez!"

by U-man May 6, 2005

Fantaperve

The act of fantasizing and perving simultaneously. Is usually carried out by teachers, old men, dads whose daughter's friends are hot, and managers

Dude, ron totally just stood there and stared at me! He was having a massive fantaperve!

by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008

Fantaphrenia

A high-anxiety condition of split loyalties that exists when your favorite team is playing against players you need to win your fantasy game. Also occurs when you are in multiple leagues where one or more of your players can benefit you in one league and hurt you in another.

In rare, but specific cases, this third definition may be applied: Occurs when two or more flavors of Fanta are available, bringing great conflict to one’s decision making ability.

“Ugh, I have total fantaphrenia! I need 35 points from Antonio Brown to win this week, but he’s playing against MY Patriots!” Or, “I’ve got fantaphrenia bad this week, if Ebron scores here, I win in my first league this week, but opponent in my other league will beat me’”

“Dude, the soda machine had Fanta Orange, Grape, and Strawberry! I froze up in complete Fantaphrenia and just stood there for like five minutes, then finally chose Grape.”

by Loose Mortar December 18, 2018