facenoob

A newbie (noob) on facebook.
Usually makes mistakes like:
1. Posts photos of himself that can be used against him in a court of law;
2. Posts drunk party photos from last night;
3. Sends annoying invites for quizzes and apps;
4. Believes and clicks the ads like "Someone Has A Crush On You" etc...

Lamo: So many facenoobs nowadays...
Steve-o: whatever

by Macedon_MKD July 17, 2009

Fate

No matter what you do or happens to you, whether how good or bad, wonderful or stupid is all what life leads you to (fate).

A friend of yours slaps you in the face and said it's not his fault because it's fate. You slap your friend's face back and said it was fate that leaded you to do so, and all these goes on.... all in the name of fate.

by Cheeky Smiles May 3, 2011

Facenovela

Dramatic dialogue carried out on facebook wall-to-walls. Onlookers watch raptly as though it were a telenovela (Spanish soap opera). Often the drama on the wall-to-wall is as preposterous and fast paced as that on the real telenovelas.

Ahora! Te presentamos la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason

Dominique to Jason 10:03 pm:

I don't want to hear it! I can't stand it anymore! We're so over.

10:03 pm: Dominique is no longer in a relationship.

Dominique's status, 10:04 pm: Doesn't understand why people who supposedly love her treat her so badly.

Jason to Dominique 10:04 pm:
Fine, I don't love you either. I want a bomb to land on your college.

Jason's status 10:05 pm: Jason has made 3 mistakes in the last 3 minutes. He needs to start treating people better.

Jason to Dominique 10:05 pm: I love you, pookie.

10:06 Dominique is now in a relationship.

Tune in next week for la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason

adios!

by freelove36 May 21, 2009

Fatangilate

to secrete bodily fluids ont an sleeping persons face or mouth

dude, i just fatangilated all over her face.

by Mercenary Hippo April 13, 2009

kick fate in the balls

To have a feeling that you need to do something, but then you don't do it, only to find out later that you should have listened to your feeling and done what it told you to.

Suzanne: Hey you all wore your Beatles shirts today! I had a really strong feeling that I needed to wear mine, but I ignored it.

Jenna: You shouldn't kick fate in the balls like that.

by dramallama12345 October 2, 2010

Doctor Fate

Doctor Fate in short is a powerful sorcerer with access to many magic artifacts including the Helmet of Fate, which allows Nabu, a Lord of Order, with god-like power. Many have taken up the role as the hero, Doctor Fate but the most prominent and popular has been Kent Nelson. Doctor Fate has fought along side many heroes, including the organizations like the JSA and the JLA.

"Robin, please stop antagonizing Doctor Fate. He is one of the most powerful sorcerers in the multi-verse".

by Doctor Fate June 11, 2018

A Fate Worse Than Death

Basically to assume that living a really long life is horrible and dangerous. Let's say that you were currently alive and something extremely unpleasant has happened to you that would possibly result in mental scars. Something so bad that it will stick with you for the rest of your life and you just can't wait for death.

Death is an absolutely natural part of life. You're gonna die at some point so you might as well accept it while you still can. Sometimes it would be much better for most people who really have it worse than others.

Life truly can be a fate worse than death. I know some people who have it so worse that they are just wanting to be put out of their misery because their pain (whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally) lasts the longer they live.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019