Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017

worlds fastest golf cart

Plum Quicks "Tee Time".

1/8th mile drag race record holder for golf cart. Worlds fastest golf cart.

by rod sterling June 15, 2013

fosters home for imaginary friends

Quite possibly the last remaining kids show on earth that does not suck ass.

"Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends is pure owneage."

"Hot toe picker."

by ohsaline August 12, 2006

Tennessee Go Faster

Ugly things put on a car by a redneck or wigger such as chrome or decals. Rednecks and wiggers act as if such things make their cars go faster. Often found on a ricer.

Billy Joe Jim Bob has an old 1988 Honda ricer that he loaded up with chrome and silly decals. That old klunker is plastered with Tennessee Go Faster and it still sucks. That dumb chav has more junk on his beater than he wears around his neck.

by PMax March 12, 2008

Fasterd

A combination of the words fat and basterd. Which is similar to "Fitch" witch is a combination of fat and bitch.

"Hey cuz, look at that FASTERD over there ordering 15 orders of french fries, what a fasterd."

by DonMega54 May 16, 2010

go-faster stripes

Racing stripes, especially if found on an otherwise unremarkable car.

Check out that dork's rice burner! It even has go-faster stripes!

by iano July 18, 2006

go-faster's

Term which originated in the military in reference to running shoes.

You little shits better find some go-faster's or I will PT you til you fucking die.

by B. Pietsch February 3, 2008