wasteroid

A person who squanders his/her life away by constant alcohol and/or drug abuse.

I used to be a wasteroid, but then I sobered up and got a job.

by BURNiNATOR September 25, 2005

Vocal Cord Asteroid

a rare and super deadly asteroid that screams at the top of its lungs in order to kill millions

OMG LOOK OUT ITS A VOCAL CORD ASTEROID

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

asteroidnomical

when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen

Me scoring with Brooklyn Decker? Asteroidnomical

by havocker May 4, 2010

Asteroid field

A group of slow-driving cars in a steady pattern, especially on the Interstate. Also see asteroid.

I had to pull over three lanes to get around that asteroid field!

by Whitebred April 3, 2004

fagtroid

A robotic entity that participates or condones homosexual behavior

God Megatron was such a fagtroid at the party last night. Did you see all the robo-cock he was sucking?

by Merkelster July 30, 2007

Asteroid

The fattest thing at a party. You wouldn't fuck her, but you'd let her suck your dick.

Were there any girls at that party?" "Yeah, but there was an asteroid, too." "Oh. Gross. Did you fuck her?" "No, but I let her suck my dick.

by JustUsGuys October 4, 2010

Gasteroid

Massive fart

After eating 20 bean burritos, he released a gasteroid and stunk up the whole restaurant.

by DJ F-Train November 20, 2011