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fartophrenia

Fartophrenia is a serious mental disorder when you think you’re about to fart, so you go through with it but you shit your pants instead.
Person 1: Dude I toally need to fart

Person 2: Just do it...

Person 1: Shit...it was Fartophrenia...
by immieeEe October 26, 2011
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fartu

generally implied when you meet a girl named Lizzie. It is a generic form of endearment, as well as any other creative way one wishes to use it. It can imply hatred, annoyance, love, urgency, and anything you would like it to mean. It's a good conversation starter because no one will ever know what kind of fartu they are that day.
"hey, poop!"
"hey, fartu..."

"good morning loved one!"
"good morning fartu!"
by lizzielolz38 November 6, 2011
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fartuun

The most powerful of a kind. To have the power, humanity, and beauty that a Fartuun has is a given privilege. Be lucky you were blessed and do something with your blessing💕
Look at that queen, of course she’s Fartuun
by HONESTfrfr😈 June 6, 2020
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fartpussy

Oooh, look at him. I bet he has a nice, tight fartpussy.
by UUUUUU April 4, 2009
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post fartum depression

The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.
I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.
by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015
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farup

The act of simultaneously breaking wind and orally disgorging ones stomach. In layman's terms, farting and puking at the same time.
Jeff: Hey, are you okay?
Dan: No! This bean burrito is making me want to farup.
by SmellyMullet April 26, 2014
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Fartpool

When you and your friend both have to poop, so you fartpool to the bathroom.
The kids have to go #2. Would you mind leading the fartpool today?
by Saremare May 18, 2017
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