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generally implied when you meet a girl named Lizzie. It is a generic form of endearment, as well as any other creative way one wishes to use it. It can imply hatred, annoyance, love, urgency, and anything you would like it to mean. It's a good conversation starter because no one will ever know what kind of fartu they are that day.
"hey, poop!"
"hey, fartu..."

"good morning loved one!"
"good morning fartu!"
fartu by lizzielolz38 November 6, 2011
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fantum tax

I have no fucking clue and tried to figure it out on here, but nope. Literally nothing. Someone explain this to me for the love of god. I need to figure out what 'You're so skibidi, you're so fantum tax' means or i will go insane. oml.
"sticking out your GYATT for the RIZZLERRR. you're so SKIBIDI. you're so FANTUM TAX. I just wanna be your SIGMA "

"Please for the love of god stop. I will go crazy."

"Crazy? I was crazy once.."
fantum tax by Kallsign.Karma October 23, 2023
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Lord Farquaad n Squad

A group of people, whom posses an extreme hate towards ham sandwiches, consists of people named Ikra, Zahra, Aminah, Jasmine and Erin. Of course, not to forget, the leader - Lord Farquaad.
Person 1: Gee, I do hate ham, don't you Zahra?
Person 2: Omg yes Ikra.
Person 3: Yes b
Person 1 & 2: Shut up Aminah Lord Farquaad n Squad are gonna kick you out.

Lord Farquad 

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba
Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

Farquarding 

The act of taking a picture of your testicles from an underside view, without getting your penis in the picture. This is not a sexual act, but more of a practical joke.
"So dude I was farquarding my friend last night, and he sent me back a picture of his wang."

"WTF dude that's really gay of him"

"I know bro. Like a nutsacks one thing, but the wang is just too much"
Farquarding by Will Beatty June 5, 2013

Lord Farquaad 

The ruler of Duloc in the Shrek movie series. Aka "that nigga." Farquaad is very short and it is noted in the movie that he is probably compensating for something. Known to have popped a boner when his magic mirror showed him a picture of Princess Fiona.
Lord Farquaad sent Shrek and Donkey to rescue Princess Fiona so that he could marry her and become a king. Little did he know that she was actually an ogre.
A Farouk is a person that no words can describe. A Farouk is kind , loving, funny , talkative, jolly , has the most beautiful smile and a big heart. Farouks love their parents and would die for them. Farouk don’t care about what people think and mind their own business. Farouks don’t hold grudges , they don’t hate anyone but if they do it’s because that person hurt them . Farouks love food and family and have the sweetest most pure souls . If you have have a Farouk in your life … cherish him because if he leaves you , you’ll never be able to forgive yourself

Farouks are too pure for this world
Boy 1: Do you remember Farouk?
Boy2 : yeah , man he was the best . I miss him :(
Farouk by Kinder joy September 4, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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