Fartnite

A retarded gay alteration of a already retarded gay game

Jimmy: Wanna play fornite
John: FORTNITE MORE LIKE FARTNITE

by Zen10532 October 13, 2021

fartnite barbeque burger

Something to say in response to being called dumb, or idiotic. Its significance stems from it being nonsensical.

A: What's rigatoni?
B: Oh I know that, isn't it that thing where your muscles get stiff after you die?
C: No no no isn't it that cartoon about those two smart guys?
D: you guys are so dumb, Rigatoni is a type of pasta.
B and C: fartnite barbeque burger.

by Galactum December 24, 2022

ninja fartnite simulator

the most coolest game in roblox you should play it now

Person 1: IM TIRED SEEING U PLAYING NINJA FARTNITE SIMULATOR!11!
Person 2: bro you should play it
Person 1: Nevermind, this is a fu- i mean dead game

by fywmblox December 24, 2021

fartuni

A musical fart, characterized by high pitched, whistling sounds.

When asked, "what's that tune?" Joe responded, "I had a burrito an hour ago and now I'm composing a fartuni".

by crlysoo22 November 14, 2009

Fatuity's Razor

A derivation of Occam's Razor applicable in internet comment threads. When interpreting an existing comment, the comment should be liberally interpreted in whatever way leads to the funniest reply comment.

Original Comment: "I want to get the number 2 tattooed on my back so the guy behind me knows what place he's coming in."

Choice of assumptions:
1) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 in a race.
2) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 on her body.

Fatuity's Razor requires the selection of assumption #2.

Sample Sentence: "Choose your words carefully, because those assholes will apply Fatuity's Razor and turn benign comments into jokes at your expense."

by Oscar N. Paulson December 4, 2012

fartnite

‘Funny’ way of saying Fortnite.

Random guy: Hey let’s play Fartnite

by KianNL April 5, 2018

Fartniter

A fully grown man with a Fortnite addiction as well as a diagnosis of chronic explosive diarrhea. He may also have toe fungus between his nasal cavities as well as two three-sided thumbs.

That man must be a Fartniter, look at his exquisite gaming performance and his fiduciary thumbs.

by bigchungus1212 May 5, 2022