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slow farting

A way of passing gas that occurs primarily when people are among friends with whom they feel comfortable and so their sphincters are relaxed which means they release their farts slowly and unobtrusively.
She felt absolutely no stress whatsoever in their company and realized that she may have been slow farting throughout the entire evening.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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Balls Farting💯

Balls farting💯 Often happens when dad is drunk. But honestly can happen whenever you feel like it.
“ ‘there are like 12 people from my highschool….’ ” nah, Balls farting💯
by Lilstickynutz January 19, 2022
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faugingurple

the quality of dying your hair so ginger that it becomes purple.
jean grey from xmen is faugingurple
by ,l;,l;,;l January 1, 2011
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situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.
"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."
by gobroberts October 22, 2013
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Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

when a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the loudest fart ever.
It's also used to curse fat people.
man 1: what was the answer Jacob

I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-
by FAFTboi12 February 8, 2022
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fartening

something not only fattening but gives you gas as well.
Dude-- eating too much spaghetti can be fartening....
by rustyn January 13, 2008
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farting hobo

A person who farts and then leaves the scene, thus 'traveling' away from the fart.
I was a farting hobo at the grocery store the other day.
by Michelle Masi February 2, 2009
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