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Slang word for a homosexual male, due to insertion of the membrum virile into the chocolate starfish, which 'knocks farts'
by Herr Howell January 13, 2011
A wretched person who sits in a bathtub and bites the bubbles caused by underwater methane emanation.
by jb3rocks33 November 03, 2009
That (insert ANY repetitively and consistantly annoying persons name or job title here) is sssssSUCH a ****ing fartknocker
by Ssssssspudrick Q. Pringle April 02, 2004
1. When having anal sex and the anal o-ring blows out and fart start blowing out while you're pushing.
2. Original origin was used by homosexuals to describe other homosexuals that took it in the butt a lot and got loose.
2. Original origin was used by homosexuals to describe other homosexuals that took it in the butt a lot and got loose.
Last night I was banging the back door out of Nicole and after about 5 minutes I started fartknocking.
by medicneballer February 09, 2018
A wretched post-rectal emission, usually by a disreputable gentleman, that generates oxygen denying, tear jerking stench that permiates throughout an enclosed space
by Fine James February 20, 2006
Someone or something that isn't making me very happy.
My brother, the fartknocker, won't leave me alone.
by Jaxxxie December 12, 2007