fartknocker

One who engages in anal sex, the penetrator, not the penetratee

He's a right fartknocker

by Greblord February 1, 2005

FARTKNOCKER

Slang word for a homosexual male, due to insertion of the membrum virile into the chocolate starfish, which 'knocks farts'

That fella from BBC Wales weather reports is a right fartknocker

by Herr Howell January 14, 2011

fartknocker

A wretched person who sits in a bathtub and bites the bubbles caused by underwater methane emanation.

Dude, Billy's breath smells so bad, I swear that dude is a fartknocker.

by jb3rocks33 November 3, 2009

fartknocker

a stinging barb used vociferously to debase or demean (usually) a VERY well-deserving target.

That (insert ANY repetitively and consistantly annoying persons name or job title here) is sssssSUCH a ****ing fartknocker

by Ssssssspudrick Q. Pringle April 2, 2004

Fartknocking

1. When having anal sex and the anal o-ring blows out and fart start blowing out while you're pushing.

2. Original origin was used by homosexuals to describe other homosexuals that took it in the butt a lot and got loose.

Last night I was banging the back door out of Nicole and after about 5 minutes I started fartknocking.

by medicneballer February 9, 2018

fartknocker

A wretched post-rectal emission, usually by a disreputable gentleman, that generates oxygen denying, tear jerking stench that permiates throughout an enclosed space

That Hillary is a real fartknocker.

by Fine James April 10, 2006

fartknocker

Someone or something that isn't making me very happy.

My brother, the fartknocker, won't leave me alone.

by Jaxxxie January 5, 2008