Farcus

Farcus (far-kis) 1. n. a complete moron. 2. adj. a frustrating and futile business event. 3. n. name of syndicated newspaper cartoon about working life by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart, distributed to hundreds of newspapers worldwide by Universal Press Syndicate from 1990-2000. The name is a registered trademark.

A farcus is someone who believes frozen orange juice comes from the Arctic; This is a farcus moment.

by seegoer March 1, 2009

Farkasm

Far-kasm fahr-kaz-uh m - n.

1. harsh or bitter derision on Fark.com
2. sharply ironical taunt on Fark.com

The general tone of replies to linked articles or posted comments on Fark.com

Why are you so angry? My reply was total Farkasm. Nothing to get panties bunched over.

by spidersparlor April 17, 2009

Skutt Farkas

A really unattractive person characterised by red hair and pale skin.

I believe that she is dating that scutt farkus.

by Ichero Tomioka November 7, 2003

Fargus

Noun;

A word or phrase paid as a compliment, but is still insulting.

-"Your girlfriend is the best looking fat chick I have ever seen."
--" yea thanks for the Fargus, asshole!"

by jason border December 27, 2007

fargus

a healthy blend of the word Fuck and the sound AARGH (as in if you were a pirate)

may also be used in place of the word, shit

(you fall down) "oh Fargus!"

to say something such as fuck you, say: "Fargum on you"

by Muhammed Rasheed Bin Albari Ma'Ama April 24, 2007

Skutt Farkas

derived from the film "A Christmas Story" a term referring to a person with red hair pale skin who is very ugly and angry.

Scott Forsythe is a butt baby skutt farkas.

by Scott forsythe November 8, 2003

Farkiss

Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.

Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."

"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"

by Kyley Jo August 21, 2007