Fard is the feeling you get when you fart so hard you're ball skin vibrates uncomfortably. Considered a combination of "fart" and "nards"
Will was so engaged in his macrame that he did not adjust his buttocks prior to launching a massive fart. He was unnerved as the gaseous mass pushed past his nard bag creating a distinct "fard" sensation.
by Fardtron October 22, 2013
by theninjaeatspoop August 26, 2011
While "retard" is not a socially acceptable term, when used, it is normally not meant to demean actual mentally handicapped people, it is usually meant to refer to "functioning" mentally handicapped people. So, "functioning retards" are also known as "fards".
by GOPfan May 13, 2011
a fart that comes from a lesbians anus; usually extremely smelly and foul, and clears the room within seconds.
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"Dude, it smelt like shit covered in shit in there."
"I know. Karen must have farded again."
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"I know. Karen must have farded again."
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