fapulate

To end the act of fapping with an orgasm. Also see wordfap/word.

I want to fapulate all over Natalie Portman's face.

by The Anomaly February 5, 2003

Factulated

The act of spewing out worthless facts about topics nobody cares about.

"I just asked Dean what time it was and he just factulated all over me"

by Crispy2214 October 21, 2009

Flacculate

To shit one's pants in the big game instead of performing under pressure. Just like Joe Flacco every time he plays the Steelers.

Dick LeBeau called all the right plays and made the Ravens QB flacculate all over the place in the game today.

Fred thought he would win big at the poker tables, but he got bad flacculence and flacculated all of his money away.

by fred_berg January 16, 2011

fragulate

Mistaking a person for someone else when they are directly behind you.

I fragulated - I thought you were my girlfriend, that's why I hugged you

by denelian June 1, 2011

Fabulate

To make fabulous, usually by removing unwanted body hair.

They are such a close couple-they fabulate together.

Her beauty regimen requires both exfoliating and fabulating every day.

I just don't feel like a human until I've fabulated.

by calvaggio May 1, 2011

Fraculation

To Be Scrambled Beyond Repair; to be Fracked and/or the process of being fraculated.

The music of Emperor had my ears and my sanity suffering from fraculation!!

by PALE MOON May 29, 2010

fratulate

to let one rip at a frat house.

Tom: I fratulated last night.
Jim: The entire frat turned around.

Tom: Yeah now I'm not in Kappa Kappa Lambda.

by Fratulate November 10, 2010