Fagson

Your name is probably Jackson in real life you're such a white person your last name might as well be white, You might as well be band kid as well, oh and you cant keep a grade higher than a C in school,

Hello my friend Jackson White you're quite the Fagson "this is in no way related to Jackson White"

by Chunglebook December 5, 2020

fatson

a person that is fat with the name bronson.

do you know that new kid bronson?
yeah.
i know a new name for him
what is it?
fatson!

BAHAHA, its funny because hes fat.

by nathanncee July 24, 2011

Fapoon

Fapoon is a general word, much like blarg, to be used in place of interjections and other words. It is a combination of the words "Fap" and "Spoon", though it has nothing to do with either word.

Also spelled "Fupoon", "Fahpoon", or, rarest, "F'poon".

Tim; Josh, I just ate the best Macaroni and Cheese with my spork!

Josh; Was it Kraft?

Tim; No, it was Velveeta.

Josh; Oh. Fapoon.

by Hoshwa April 8, 2011

Fapsnap

The point of when u finish your satanic ritual.

Damm Daniel back at it agian with the fapsnap

by Fapsnap December 10, 2016

Kaleb Faison

A super funny black character from davenport ia. He goes to Davenport West High School

Omg! Have you listened to Kaleb Faison sing!?

by Adorable little game October 22, 2018

Fatson

The most godforsaken, disgusting, oversized eyebrow, fikey wearing, useless, good for nothing, diaperfilled fuck.

"Dude, Fatson's britches smell like he had another accident!"

by bottom.eater February 14, 2015

Fanson

Someone who remains a huge fan of Hanson even though their 15 minutes were up roughly 8 years ago. The Fansons most likely stuck around because they thought that the girl in the band was pretty cute.

Duane is still a huge Fanson member because he's practically in love with that girl drummer.

"What? That was a boy? Well shit...don't tell Duane, he's officially gay."

by lankysob December 28, 2005