fapfiction

Erotic fanfiction; particularly fanfiction where little or no attention has been payed to the actual plot, making the end result little more than a convenient masturbation aid.

Fanfiction.net has a lot of good fanfics, but kink memes usually only provide fapfiction for all your fap-related needs.

by That Vulture Girl September 15, 2009

Falice

On a show called Riverdale there are 2 characters named Alice and FP, Falice is their ship name and is the best ship ever.

Falice is endgame

by Http.falice January 4, 2020

Fapintosh

Using a mac to look at porn because they dont get a virus, aka a fapintosh.

My windows machine always had viruses, my IT buddy recommended I get a fapintosh.

by jlh42581 September 6, 2013

fapocalypse

see: "fapture"

Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".

When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.

God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.

Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.

by Decavolt March 19, 2010

fapicide

To kill ones self through the art of excessive masturbation

1: Steve died yesterday
2: oh god, what happened?

1: Fapicide man, He dehydrated due to over masturbation

by jimmygoggins January 14, 2013

Agnry Faic

"Agnry Faic" is a popular emoticon on many forums. The exact origins of the modern "Agnry Faic" (Angry Face) are unknown, but it is probably older than one would expect.

DON'T MAKE ME SHOW YOU MY AGNRY FAIC!!
>:(
>:C
>=(
>=C
>8(
>8C

by Agnry Faic June 11, 2006

Fappichino

The act of masturbating, then climaxing into a cup of coffee that someone is planning to drink.

Hey, this coffee tastes funny. awww, shit did you give me a fappichino!!!???

by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011