Fanny dog

A small dog trained by a woman(Often with Marmite) to perform oral services.

She's not had a bloke for ages; she'll be getting a fanny dog soon, no doubt.

by Shagnasty1947 November 12, 2012

fanny features

A scottish saying for one who has the qualities of a vagina.

Aw naw at least I'm not a fanny features!

by annonXD October 16, 2008

pole fancy

Another word for homosexual

Bruce from family guy is a pole fancy

by kstan34 May 26, 2010

fanny attack

when a person goes mental because of some thing small or insignificant

dude calm down, ur having a fanny attack!

by marsbarpants January 22, 2009

fanny rice

Fanny rice often known as pussy rice is when a female wipes after urinating leaving a residue of wet rolled up toilet paper in the crevices of her vagina strongly resembling grains of white rice...

Damn, I licked a girl out last night, wish she'd washed first, got Fanny rice stuck in my teeth

by Happy flappy bird April 14, 2017

fancy a shag

The phrase used typically by a man to a women when they fancy a bit of loving.

Oi love "fancy a shag?" get your arse up them stairs....

by JOSHWA86 October 30, 2015

fancy kitten

When someone poops in the office toilet and doesnt flush :(

Ew someone did a nasty fancy kitten!!

by c horner September 17, 2013