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Management jizz blanket

a term used to describe the type of woman who sleeps with one or multiple members of the management team at her place of work. This is sometimes seen as behaviour common of those wanting a payrise or promotion, but this is not always seen to occur. It is often preceded by consumption of large amounts of alcohol and/or face stroking.
by Wisevalve November 6, 2010
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bureau of land management

Did you know the Bureau of Land Management was established in 1946? And it’s responsible for administering federal lands.
by TheCheeseState November 26, 2021
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citigroup asset management

Part of a corporate terrorist operation. Citigroup is known for screwing their employees out of money on their paychecks, especially final paychecks. These sick bastards enjoy not only screwing over customers, but their own employees.
Why is my paycheck short? Oh, because I work for the terrorists at citigroup asset management.
by greengirl123 November 17, 2006
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Management

A medical condition - and the professional field opened upon contraction - which nullifies or in severe cases reverses the normal causative effects of gaining skill in an area as experience with that area also grows, as well as inverting the pay-to-productivity ratio.
Bob got management and within 6 months had forgotten everything he had learned in his 10 years as a developer. He can't write a line of code anymore, but now he makes twice as much as he did before!
by Adayin December 23, 2009
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Roomba Management

Roomba Management is the management technique of blindly trying out ideas and then randomly changing direction until an idea works, a lot like the Roomba vacuum cleaner. However a Roomba is very effective.
Observing a Roomba in action it basically blindly drives around a room bumping into things and then changing direction until it eventually covers the entire floor. While entertaining to watch, and pretty effective for vacuuming a room, Roomba Management is very painful to experience.
by KingKongDave May 17, 2010
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mushroom management

Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, and when they grow up, cut them off at the roots. (At least this is the way I remember hearing it in 1974.)
Yeah, ACR is a true believer in mushroom management.
by Hot Licks November 1, 2015
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Upper Management

1. A group of people with large egos, lack of vision, and a growing disconnect between their employees and the well being of their organization.

2. A single member of Upper Management is colloquially known as a "non-contributing fuck."
Upper Management denied Janice a living wage increase and vacation time, but felt it was in the company's best interest to spend time 'building bridges' at the Emirates Palace in Abu Dhabi. The cost was over $300,000 for a month's stay.
by The Original Running Sloth October 23, 2013
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