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The Olomu Fallacy

The genuine, redpilled belief that all chance relies on a binary outcome; a 50:50 chance that something either will or will not happen, and naught else. You either have it, or you don't.
"Nick is really out here exemplifying the Olomu Fallacy in AP Stat today. He said that he either would or wouldn't get head, it's that simple bro! Iffy uh"
by InTheWind November 12, 2019
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curmudgeon's fallacy

The belief efforts to protect people from calamity will only lead to them being more careless, and bringing on more calamity.

This is a fallacy because it (a) assumes people can adjust personal risk to replicate an incomparable situation, and (b) it confusing risk-taking and risky behavior. "Risk-taking" is a neutral term that includes anything that increases risk in some way, such as operating a machine at a higher speed. This usually is done to get some other benefit. "Risky behavior" is foolish, feckless, or sloppy behavior that has no intrinsic utility to the person engaging in it.
An example of the curmudgeon's fallacy is the erroneous claim that safer cars make for careless drivers.
by Abu Yahya October 19, 2008
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Falactive

Falactive - n., Adj. (fuh lak' tiv) n. State of being in labor when the mother is not sure if the Braxton Hicks have crossed into active labor. Adj. Describing the phase of in-between guessing during false labor and active labor.
Susie and her husband are annoyed because Susie is in falactive labor.
Diane is falactive.
by JBFlower February 12, 2017
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Shut the fuck up fallacy

The ultimate trump card when someone uses a fallacy in a feeble attempt to disqualify your reasonable argument
"Argumentum ad hominem? I invoke the Shut the fuck up fallacy".
by MackSneale January 17, 2022
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No Limits Fallacy

A fallacy referenced in fight discussions that means "it doesn’t mean it’s impossible to do something to someone Just because something can’t/hasn’t been proven otherwise."
" One Punch Man can't be beaten by Superman, because he always ONE PUNCHED to vicotry."
"That's a No Limits Fallacy. Superman has beaten much stronger things before, and it's possible there's something out their that can beat OPM."
by Woundwort March 25, 2017
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Phallic Fallacy

When a guy lies about the size of his dick to someone he's trying to have sex with.
A: I heard Mark told his date that he was hung like a horse. She wouldn't stop laughing when the Magnum just kept falling off.
B: What a phallic fallacy!
by Piffin. March 4, 2017
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FaLazy

Fat and Lazy. Falazy people are not overly active. They stay home most the time and love to eat in bed.
I made my boyfriend go get me a Super Sized #10 meal from McDonald's because I'm falazy.
by TardieMcFatAss May 2, 2009
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